AKA elvet_ectoplasm does AE.
davechicken: The new Harry Potter book. Harry Potter and the Stone Coloured Dildo.
Dude In Cafe Venice [Upon alinak arriving late and not, in fact, ordering]: I made an extra dark mocha, just in case.
yorkybar [On Captain Jack]: Are you talking about Pirates of the Caribbean or Doctor Who?
alinak: Stop covering Death in cream... Oh.
queeniefox [On 'icecream genius' or lack thereof] : Icecream fucking idiot!
queeniefox: His psychic went... ah, bugger!
queeniefox [On bad moustaches, backwards swastikas and even worse jokes]: Maybe Hitler was big on irony.
yorkybar: WWII was just a joke. Sorry guys I didn't mean it. [And is now officially ashamed of self. Liz, not Hitler, who was just a prat of immense proportions.]
alinak [On champagne, a vest, and Fiennes]: Am not picturing that. [Then, with less gusto] Am not picturing that.
davechicken: Springtime for Voldemort?
davechicken: You left me alone all day! If you leave me alone all day I surround myself with people!
singing_hamster: I left you alone for two and a half hours!
davechicken: I got lonely!